Insert the FOLLOWING into the automatic poetry Machine(™), and you will receive a poem written for you. Look HERE: This is the ONLY location poem requests will be accepted. YOU MUST follow the following guidelines to receive a poem You need to submit the FOLLOWING (and ONLY the following information: 1) * A Name 2) * A topic 3) * A mood That's it!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Automated Poem Machine™ #5: Water

APM request-- (kevin) Completed.
August (name)
Grocery shopping

August went out.
Her cart was filled
with frozen dinners
Cheetos™ (crispy),
and 10 bottles of Diet Coke™.

Sadly, this was all because of one.
She had just broken up with.

Him. Himself. He sucks.
Why, oh why did I deserve this?

Wait, she thought.
I don't need to do this.
I can skip everything, and
drown my sorrows in bottled water.



Blogger Malissa Suggested...

cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry...i like this one, but it reminds me too much of my old love...cry cry cry...


Tue Nov 28, 10:53:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous Suggested...


Why did you remove your blogs? Sob. Sob. Sob. Your writing and stories were Very good!
MarkB (as anonymous)

Wed Nov 29, 04:20:00 AM EST  
Blogger Malissa Suggested...

i didnt...
check again

Fri Dec 01, 10:57:00 PM EST  
Blogger Malissa Suggested...

hey...congrads on getting that bad it aint got no sound...i got some good music on my blogs...

Fri Dec 01, 11:21:00 PM EST  
Blogger Malissa Suggested...

*name: malissa
*topic: playing football
*mood: in pain

Sun Dec 03, 05:27:00 PM EST  

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