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Insert the FOLLOWING into the automatic poetry Machine(™), and you will receive a poem written for you. Look HERE: http://automatic-poem-machine.blogspot.com/2006/11/introducing-apm.html This is the ONLY location poem requests will be accepted. YOU MUST follow the following guidelines to receive a poem You need to submit the FOLLOWING (and ONLY the following information: 1) * A Name 2) * A topic 3) * A mood That's it!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Automated Poem Machine™ #5: Water

APM request-- (kevin) Completed.
Input:
August (name)
Grocery shopping
jealousy

August went out.
Her cart was filled
with frozen dinners
Cheetos™ (crispy),
and 10 bottles of Diet Coke™.

Sadly, this was all because of one.
She had just broken up with.

Him. Himself. He sucks.
Why, oh why did I deserve this?

Wait, she thought.
I don't need to do this.
I can skip everything, and
drown my sorrows in bottled water.

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posted by Mark Brown @ 11/29/2006 05:07:00 PM 

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous Suggested...

Malissa:

Why did you remove your blogs? Sob. Sob. Sob. Your writing and stories were Very good!
MarkB (as anonymous)

Wed Nov 29, 04:20:00 AM EST  

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