Automatic Poem Machine™ Request # 17: Single People
APM Request: # #17
Name: Madge
topic: i hate weddings
feeling: wasteful
Single People
There are two types of single people.
People single by choice, and others.
Sometimes "other" singles are unhappy.
Perhaps having been through a painful experience,
They wish that no one else ever waste their time either.
This, of course leads to "Wedding Unhappiness", or illness
Wedding illness occurs when an unhappy single
Witnesses a wedding close up,
And sometimes gets sick, from imagining the carnage, in advance.
Madge, however is a happy single.
She just thinks Weddings are useless.
Someone will eventually just die, anyway.
Sat Jan 13, 01:31:27 PM EST
Labels: Automatic-Poetry-Machine
posted by Mark Brown @ 1/16/2007 08:58:00 AM
4 Comments:
::golf claps::
Please forgive my ignorance Madge,
but being a total dork/geek and NOT a sports person EVER, (even the armchair type) I haven't a clue what a golf clap is???!!!
sorry I am so clueless...
if I had to guess, it'd be what the audience at a golf match does, on a good shot?? quitely, applauding???
but... as I said, I am just surgically attached at my laptop...
Just got home from 5 days on the road, my router rebooted, and I am stealing someone's wireless to get online because I am so tired!
Manual APM request:
for tits Mcgee in honor of her new job
teeching to our child-run...
But, seriously,Here's a suggestion:
Name: Tits
Topic: Teaching
Feeling: Estatic
(and I'll enter this in the queue for the APM™
New APM Request:
OK, I need to add that chocolate Strawberry into a Poem on the Automated Poetry Machine.
Name: wanderlust
Topic: Domestic Bliss
Feeling: Estatic, drizzly, chocolatey
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