Insert the FOLLOWING into the automatic poetry Machine(™), and you will receive a poem written for you. Look HERE: This is the ONLY location poem requests will be accepted. YOU MUST follow the following guidelines to receive a poem You need to submit the FOLLOWING (and ONLY the following information: 1) * A Name 2) * A topic 3) * A mood That's it!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Automatic Poem Machine™ Request # 17: Single People

APM Request: # #17
Name: Madge
topic: i hate weddings
feeling: wasteful

Single People
There are two types of single people.
People single by choice, and others.
Sometimes "other" singles are unhappy.

Perhaps having been through a painful experience,
They wish that no one else ever waste their time either.
This, of course leads to "Wedding Unhappiness", or illness

Wedding illness occurs when an unhappy single
Witnesses a wedding close up,
And sometimes gets sick, from imagining the carnage, in advance.

Madge, however is a happy single.
She just thinks Weddings are useless.
Someone will eventually just die, anyway.

Sat Jan 13, 01:31:27 PM EST



Blogger Malissa Suggested...

well...good for madge, cuz being an unhappy single sucks, real bad, trust me, ive been there...


Tue Jan 16, 06:59:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous Suggested...

::golf claps::

Thu Jan 18, 02:30:00 PM EST  
Blogger Markbnj Suggested...

Please forgive my ignorance Madge,

but being a total dork/geek and NOT a sports person EVER, (even the armchair type) I haven't a clue what a golf clap is???!!!

sorry I am so clueless...
if I had to guess, it'd be what the audience at a golf match does, on a good shot?? quitely, applauding???

but... as I said, I am just surgically attached at my laptop...
Just got home from 5 days on the road, my router rebooted, and I am stealing someone's wireless to get online because I am so tired!

Thu Jan 18, 03:26:00 PM EST  
Blogger Markbnj Suggested...

Manual APM request:
for tits Mcgee in honor of her new job
teeching to our child-run...

But, seriously,Here's a suggestion:

Name: Tits
Topic: Teaching
Feeling: Estatic

(and I'll enter this in the queue for the APM™

Thu Jan 18, 03:32:00 PM EST  
Blogger Markbnj Suggested...

New APM Request:

OK, I need to add that chocolate Strawberry into a Poem on the Automated Poetry Machine.

Name: wanderlust
Topic: Domestic Bliss
Feeling: Estatic, drizzly, chocolatey

Thu Jan 18, 06:35:00 PM EST  

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