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Insert the FOLLOWING into the automatic poetry Machine(™), and you will receive a poem written for you. Look HERE: http://automatic-poem-machine.blogspot.com/2006/11/introducing-apm.html This is the ONLY location poem requests will be accepted. YOU MUST follow the following guidelines to receive a poem You need to submit the FOLLOWING (and ONLY the following information: 1) * A Name 2) * A topic 3) * A mood That's it!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Automatic Poem Machine™ request: 27 :The Muffin

An APM request from "wanderlust":
Name: Lusty
Mood: shitty
Muffins
5/22-07

Original Request Here

A muffin caused all of the “fun“
Lusty, put up with in the sun.
A shitty pain in her ass
‘caused a big spot of gas
now her work has really begun

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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

PORN FREEE: APM request #23

PORN FREEE (APM request #23 )

(Original Request HERE)

Porn Free
we need to free ourselves.

We need to get free-stuff
'cause paying is for chumps.

View free,
Why pay the pros for it?
When lots of girls just show it…

Now see,
I've seen it all now.
Only its faster now, but does that mean its better?

No more.
I've had 'nough bad acting.
I've started to like real plots.

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Sunday, January 28, 2007

APM™ Request # 22 01/29/07 Pregnant Pause

Automatic Poem Machine™ Request # 22 Pregnant Pause.
Topic:Magic
Name: David
Feeling: excited???
(wanderlust)
(See HERE for original Story! )

David. Oh David, Yes, Now.
Yes, Copperfield, the Magician.
OH, oh, oh, he's Magic, you know….

In a moment of amazing anticipation,
I was chosen by his assistant, to have his baby.
And onto the stage I went.

And I got a beautiful red rose, and autographed picture
The excitement kept building, as they performed a sonogram on me.
Even before my boyfriend, got that close!

But, Given David, who’s left me already, or
My steady, I think that my steady, will sturdy me
And help me plan our future…..

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